An area man has decided to get his life in order after his mother threatened to kick him out. Area part time working and 2014 Nevada Union High School graduate John Scott of Grass Valley has decided to make the life-changing move of waking up at 1:30pm instead of his usual 2:00 pm.
A Truckee, California couple sadly passed away late last night as they sat waiting in the sub-freezing temperatures for the premiere of Star Wars. Bill and Melynda Gates [no relation to Microsoft mogul Bill Gates] decided earlier this week to camp out at the NorthStar Resort Village Cinemas in order to be first in line to see this holiday season’s movie blockbuster.
According to this anonymous source, who wished to only be identified as “Miss P” for fear of retaliation, provided an internal memo the detailed how Facebook makes decisions about what appears on your feed.
A local pastor had a bit of a scare recently when he dropped dead of a heart attack. First responders were unable to revive him at the scene, and a defibrillator had zero impact as he was completely dead.
In a novel twist on the glut of presidential candidate/authors, Donald Trump has announced the release of a children’s book titled Good night, Moron that will challenge the nation’s children to not be morons and losers.
The international non-profit journalistic organization Wikileaks released a series of Hillary Clinton campaign emails yesterday that suggest the United States government is working with a alien reptilian force to both control and enslave humanity.